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Women's Restroom at Ten Pin Alley, Hilliard, OH

Is this woman carrying an Acme bomb or does she have a skillet for a hand?

An unconventional convention in West Lake, Ohio

Cleveland, Ohio - too bad I was just passing through :-(

Entrance

Upon entering a women's restroom on the Jersey Turnpike. See below for the refreshing exit!

Exit

Ooh! Here comes the hot steppah! Jersey Turnpike women's restroom exit.

What are we doing? Columbus, Ohio

Lady Liberty's packin' heat!

Hamburger Festival, Akron, Ohio

Nothing says Hamburgers like Akron!

Women's Restroom at Farmer's Market, Los Angeles, CA

Tummy feeling a bit wavy?

Swimming Rules, Long Beach, CA

I'm a rule breaker...as a person with long hair, I did not wear a cap.

Deliveries, Columbus, OH

Not usually a funny sight - unless you're at the Shoedinger Funeral Home in Columbus, Ohio.

Blow Out Sale! Marengo, Ohio

Are the words "Blow Out" necessary on a sign at the Lion's Den?

Highway Storm Shelter, Somewhere on Hwy 70 in Indiana

Because this is where I'd like to ride out a storm.

The greasies! Worthington, Ohio

This was on the shelf of the guest bathroom at an older lady's house. "Agree creme rinse and conditioner...Helps Fight the Greasies!"

Danger! Port Columbus Airport, Ohio

Classy

Cheese Etiquette, Millersburg, Ohio

Heini's Cheese House in Ohio's Amish Country offers tips for those unschooled in cheese sampling etiquette.

Honey Blades, Sunbury, Ohio

Wouldn't honey make blades sticky, which would make for an uncomfortable shave?

Hard n' Leather, Victor, NY

Two unfortunate company names share title billing

Phuket, Long Beach, CA

Yeah, yeah, yeah - it's pronounced Poo-ket in Thai. So they say...

Slow! Grandview, Ohio

Street sign graffiti. For the record, I've never seen any children near this sign.

Disney Rides, Annaheim, CA

Sit quietly and hold hands - do not dance like an idiot

More Disney Rides, Annaheim, CA

Stand tall and hold hands. Or if you're relegated to a wheelchair, you must be ejected prior to riding Peter Pan's Adventure.

Just Ok, Long Beach, CA

When you don't need to look special or get dolled up, you just need to clean up a bit.

Where's the Bathroom? Don't Remember, USA

I think someone sent this to me - I don't remember who, but it sure is funny.

Women's Restroom, Garden Grove, CA

Functional legs - tall and pretty. Wheelchair bound - must wear ponchos.

Rug Cleaning, Grandview, OH

Wait, where?

Let's stop for gas, Somewhere in Iowa, USA

Nobody got why I thought this was so weird when I arrived in Iowa for college. Then I heard the nicknames - Jerk and Jizz was a favorite.

Free Parking! Des Moines, IA

Only in Des Moines would the bike rack designate that your vehicle be corn-fed

Pre-pay gas pump, Somewhere in Illinois, USA

Apparently the application for this gas station didn't stress spelling.

Dinner time! Pickerington, OH

What a bargain!