It's a good thing I'm so pretty...
Monday, April 26, 2010 at 09:55PM As an armchair judge for America’s Next Top Model, I have a good idea of what works and what doesn’t work in fashion (psshhh). Basically, if I don’t like something, Tyra and the gang will wax poetically about its brilliance and beauty. I have to think, however, that even Tyra would have something to say about the ad campaign for Lola by Marc Jacobs. And if Tyra didn’t see it, the plastic phoenix herself (Janice Dickinson) would come back in a ball of fury and nail “Lola” for the wonky thumb…
Speaking of thumbs…can you imagine your worst feature being your thumbs? When I showed the Lola ad to a coworker, the coworker mentioned Megan Fox’s toe-thumbs and how she read that Fox often conceals them in photo-ops. When I typed Megan Fox into Google, one gossip rag told the story of a thumb-model used for her Motorola ad during the Superbowl. I wonder if that’s in her contract? Surely The Smoking Gun can jump on this…
While flipping through the channels last night, I decided to check out Kirk Cameron’s show on channel 2. I was curious to see what kind of End-of-Days message he had this time around. I was disappointed that old Kirk wasn’t actually on, and instead it was Billy Graham Jr. talking with this lovely lady…
Remember how Gretchen Wieners’ hair in Mean Girls was so big because it was full of secrets? Well I wonder what this lady’s secret is. Probably Jesus. I’m guessing her hair is full of Jesus, and maybe Jesus' secret wife Mary Magdalene and the location of the Holy Grail.
Reader Comments (3)
"Her hair is full of Jesus." Holy crap that's funny!!!!! :-D
Definitely full of Jesus!
Hilarious - I love it all! And her thumb IS a toe thumb, weird!!